Okay.

[pharmakeiaspring]

Christian can die in a fire.
Roxanne is still pretty and nice and lovably vulnerable.
Seriously, fuck people.

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[helarxe]

Xtreem Bergeracking: to create a love that's eventually too good for at least one of the two recipients.

[pharmakeiaspring]

Oh, they're still together. For now (unless he fucks up again). Christian has just royally pissed me off by...well...

Roxanne (to Christian): I know it's irrational and silly, but I feel a little threatened about your previous relationship with Urwen - you're still so close. I'm sure I'll get over it with time.

LATER

Christian (to me): Roxanne feels threatened by our previous relationship and close friendship.

Me: (bewildered at this sudden confusing picture of a far more jealous and irrational Roxanne than I thought she was) What the fuck, so I can't even be friends with you any more? FFS, you wouldn't even be dating her if it wasn't for me coaching you every step of the way.

LATER

Roxanne (to Christian): That's not what I said. WTF Why did you tell her that?

Christian: Um...sorry?

I wash my hands of the idiot. There is nothing more I can do to help a man that fucking stupidly bad at communicating. He's pretty damn selfish too.

[pharmakeiaspring]

Sorts out the closeness problem too - no more trouble from me for her.

Oh, the twattery.