Pharmakeion (
pharmakeiaspring) wrote2012-06-23 04:32 pm
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Okay.
Christian can die in a fire.
Roxanne is still pretty and nice and lovably vulnerable.
Seriously, fuck people.
Roxanne is still pretty and nice and lovably vulnerable.
Seriously, fuck people.
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Roxanne (to Christian): I know it's irrational and silly, but I feel a little threatened about your previous relationship with Urwen - you're still so close. I'm sure I'll get over it with time.
LATER
Christian (to me): Roxanne feels threatened by our previous relationship and close friendship.
Me: (bewildered at this sudden confusing picture of a far more jealous and irrational Roxanne than I thought she was) What the fuck, so I can't even be friends with you any more? FFS, you wouldn't even be dating her if it wasn't for me coaching you every step of the way.
LATER
Roxanne (to Christian): That's not what I said. WTF Why did you tell her that?
Christian: Um...sorry?
I wash my hands of the idiot. There is nothing more I can do to help a man that fucking stupidly bad at communicating. He's pretty damn selfish too.
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Oh, the twattery.