For fucks sake.

Okay, so I moan about the lack of dick I'm getting and then two come along at once. Ragueneau is amazingly strong, patient and batshit mental in all the right ways. He lives nearby, but alas, is reasonably sure he's monogamous and may not want to be with me in the long run. I would love to have a relationship with him, but there's that Sword of Monogamocles hanging over our heads.

Now add, hmm, let's call him Lignière, as I rapidly run out of Bergerac characters, who I just met at a LARP camp and is also very interested in me. And is actually polyamorous. But lives far away.

Nothing's ever fucking easy.

Well, except me.