Wanted: Fabulous Unicorn

Sexually frustrated polyamorous twenty-nine year old female seeks attractive, mature similarly polyamorous, high-sex drive male 25-45 in newcastle-upon-tyne area to accept into happy, but sadly short on physical affection due to medical issues, polyfamily.

Physical types desired - large manly bearlike Thor-ish or pretty, saturnine and sarcastic. Long or longish hair always preferable.

This not just sex - you must be capable of having an adult relationship, be able to love and to deal with jealousy. I will not expect exclusivity from you, only good standards of sexual health, as you will expect the same from me. You must be able to deal with transgender issues with maturity and sensitivity.

I am aware you do not exist, but live in perpetual hope.