Yes, and we share the same brash sense of humour and left-wing politics. I wouldn't kick him out of bed, but he is reputed to be of such a mighty size as to split a woman asunder.

Mainly we're just giving each other moral support. Or in my case, bitter facebook messages. I'm considering marrying science and becoming one of those Mendokusai Japanese women who refuse to date.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/oct/20/young-people-japan-stopped-having-sex